Don't Eat the Beef

Another day, another recall. This time the recall affects over 150 tons of frozen beef patties and other beef products potentially contaminated with E. coli bacteria.

With all the recalls of food products abound recently, it looks like you'd be better off sautéing some lead paint chips for dinner. Yeah, the risk of nerve disorders and fertility problems certainly don't sound appealing, but those are potential problems with long-term exposure.

At least you'll escape worshipping the porcelain god like a bad date with a beer bong.