Don't Screw Around with Deer

A Georgia man was found dead at his home after an apparent attack by one of the deer that resided on his property. John Henry Frix was reportedly skewered by the deer with its antlers.

The incident was likely triggered by rut, a stage in the deer's mating process. The responsible deer was later dispatched by a family member of Mr. Frix and is no doubt halfway to being digested now. Magnanimously, no charges have been filed in the episode and is under further investigation.

Just like you don't approach with a dog when he's eating, don't mess around with a cervidae trying to get his freak on.

Don't Confuse Determination with Dumb

In Allen Park, Michigan, police discovered a man's body in the woods who died from apparent self-inflicted wounds. He had built a home-made guillotine and fastened it to a tree in the area the body was found.

Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said in regards to the peculiar manner of self-termination:

"I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."

While suicide is not something to take lightly and represents a terrible breakdown in a person’s life, you have to admire this man’s dedication to ending his life in a cowardly but standout way.