Why Go Organic?

Perhaps I'm old fashioned, cheap, or just an ass, but I really don't understand the whole "Organic" craze that's sweeping everything from cereal to produce to even tampons. The less environmentally friendly of the population are finding more and more obstacles in their way at their nearest supermarket.

It seems that more and more companies and brands are going "green" and making organic versions of already existing products to lure in the inner tree-hugging hippy in us all. At the core, organic sounds good: it's good for you, it's good for the earth, it's good for Susan Saradon. But my question is ... really?

On one hand, I can fully appreciate the fact that ingesting toxic chemicals is probably not the best thing. Fortunately, the ever-increasingly-awesome Consumerist has posted on the cost effectiveness of going all natural and when it is beneficial in doing so.

On the other hand, as far as food is concerned, not having any pesticides or chemicals in your sirloin steak may sound healthier, but

No conclusive evidence shows that organic food is more nutritious than is conventionally grown food. And the USDA — even though it certifies organic food — doesn't claim that these products are safer or more nutritious - Scientific American

This is not to mention that organic products are higher priced than their earth-raping counterparts by up to 40%. And there is also the argument that organic farming yields less crops, feeds less people, and other things that are way above my rudimentary agricultural skills.

So, if you have conflicting evidence in both directions, why would you choose the higher of the two options? I can safely say I have never bought a single organic item in my life and I generally don't jump on the popular bandwagons. While I don't prefer toxic chemicals dumped into water supplies, we've dealt with worse in the past (not me personally, but humanity as a whole).

So forget you Seventh Generation and your overpriced laundry detergent/dryer sheets/god-knows-whatever-else. I'll stick with Tide and the world will keep turning.

Of course, if I'm wrong, I'll be dead so I probably wouldn't care too much.

Scientific American: Organic foods: Are they safer? More nutritious?
Consumerist: When Is It Worthwhile To Buy Organic?

Don't Screw Around with Deer

A Georgia man was found dead at his home after an apparent attack by one of the deer that resided on his property. John Henry Frix was reportedly skewered by the deer with its antlers.

The incident was likely triggered by rut, a stage in the deer's mating process. The responsible deer was later dispatched by a family member of Mr. Frix and is no doubt halfway to being digested now. Magnanimously, no charges have been filed in the episode and is under further investigation.

Just like you don't approach with a dog when he's eating, don't mess around with a cervidae trying to get his freak on.