A Gift Perfect for Christmas in Siberia

We all know that Hoth is a fictional planet (right?), but in reality the weather can get rather cold and geeks don't have anyone to sleep with.

Enter the Tauntaun sleeping bag!

No longer will the nights of frostbite and solace triumph. The mighty Tauntaun with its horrendous smelling insides will gladly encompass you in a womb full of warmth and the feeling on an intimate relationship with something that has hair.

Plus, it's a steal at $99.99 and it won't tie you up to the bedposts and steal your credit cards!

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag: thinkgeek.com

(The above snark does not apply to 11-year-olds like pictured above, or at least not yet.)