Don't Drop Out

Now, all those high school students feeling the burden of their academic careers have something substantial to look forward to when going to college. No, I'm not referring to the unfettered opportunities that (allegedly) come with a higher education. Nor am I considering the numerous people you interact with to broaden your understanding of different cultures and norms. No, in addition, you could have a chance to room with someone of the other gender.

Hooray for societal evolution!

This is perfect for those parents attempting to explain why a university is better than technical college.

For some geeky guys, this may even be the only chance to share a room with a real girl until at least their mid thirties.