Don't Cut the Juice Loose

It should be apparent now that O.J. Simpson is a menace to society. First, he was facing double murder charges. Now, he is charged with the alleged robbery of a sports memorabilia dealer. Perhaps O.J., on his quest to find "the real killer," became bored and decided to branch out into different areas of lawlessness.

Simpson does not deny that he was in the Palace Station Hotel and Casino room that night. He states though he was merely going to collect his own personal artifacts that were stolen. You have to give him credit at least for a semi-plausible argument.

What's next for O.J.? Jaywalking? Parking in a handicap space at the Sav-A-Lot? Sure, the crimes are decreasing in seriousness, but someone needs to stop this man before he resorts to littering or spitting on kittens.